Top gambling jokes to Laugh your Lungs Out

Every now and again, we all love to hear a good story that makes us laugh. Even in the gambling world, there are some good jokes that will make you laugh your lungs out. It doesn’t really matter whether you’re on a winning streak or not. We all need a little bit of anecdote to make us laugh. In this post, we focus on a few gambling jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor with laughter. Enjoy!

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The Lucky Loser

This is one of the most well known gambling jokes whereby Tom was in Las Vegas and was really down on his luck. It was so bad to a point that he had gambled all his money and actually had to borrow a dollar from a fellow player just to use the gents. It so happened that the stall was open and he decided to use the dollar on a slot machine. Surprisingly, he hit the jackpot. Tom then took his winnings to the blackjack table and surprisingly, he won 5 million dollars.

Tom became wealthy beyond his wildest dreams and decided to go on a lecture circuit where he would always tell his story. Each time that he lectured, he would always tell the audience that he was forever grateful to his benefactor and, in fact, would make sure that he shared his fortune with him if he ever found the man. After a long period of lecturing, a man in the audience stood up and said,” I am the man. I am the one who gave you the dollar you played with,” to which Tom replied, “You’re not the one I’m looking for. I’m looking for the guy who left the door open!”

The Clever Student

“Please sir, I want you to help me stop my son from gambling,” a really worried mother begged his son’s headmaster. “I really do not know where he’s getting it from but everything that he does or says is about bet, bet, bet.”

“Don’t you worry, leave all of this to me,” the headmaster said.
After a week, the headmaster called the mother’s boy, “I think I’ve cured your son,” he said.

“But how?”
“Well, he was looking at my beard and said, “I bet that beard is false.”
“How much?” I said, and he said “$10.”

“And?” asked the mother.

“He pulled my beard, which is natural, and I made him give me $10. That will surely teach him a lesson.”

“No, it won’t,” cried the mother. “He bet me $20 yesterday that by the end of the week, he will pull your beard with your permission!”